You're a mean one, Mr. Nerd
You really are a jerk
You're shameless as a shit mop
You got mischief in your smirk, Mr. Nerd!
I wouldn't blame ya, when you're playin' Atari Berzerk!
You're a vile one, Mr. Nerd
You've got demons in your soul
You're wacky and you're wicked
But your crap is full of coal, Mr. Nerd!
You're as charming and fun as a grizzly bear with a gun
You're a foul one, Mr. Nerd
You're a dreadful, drunken SCHMUCK!
Your mouth is full of cusses
Your mind is full of yuck, Mr. Nerd
The three words that best describe you are, and I quote: "Fick, fack, FUCK!"