("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays and ornaments numbered 1-25 are seen on a Christmas tree. A raspberry sound is heard and the cover to Super Duper Sumos appears on the 23 ornament, along with shit.)
Super Duper Sumos for Game Boy Advance. From Midway, the same company that brought you Mortal Kombat, now brings you three Sumo wrestlers smashing their fat asses together! Dude, it's a cover for a game, endorsed by Nintendo that advertises itself with ASSES BEING SMASHED TOGETHER! It's butt-bash 3000. They're all smiling. They like it. You can hardly see the third Sumo wrestler in the background, and I know this is because it was from a TV show, they had to include all three characters, but they couldn't figure out a way to make it so you can see all three of them. It throws off the symmetrical layout and the shadows on the ground contradicts the absence of a light source on their cartoon style bodies. Yeah, but who cares? They're bashing their butts together! Ramming their rear ends! Clashing their cabooses! Or, maybe not. I first assumed that the action graphic in the middle was meant to represent the impact of their hineys hitting, but maybe they're actually pressing their asses together, just holding them there, and then farting simultaneously, blowing farts up each other's assholes, creating an explosion! The combined farts of three giant hamster-shaped men creates a blast more powerful than a nuclear bomb. It's so powerful that it sent them into an alternate dimension. You see the city in the background? Just barely, right? That's because their reality is fading away as they enter the next dimension. This is science here. This is time travel. When Doc Brown needed plutonium, that's because he didn't want to have to get the gas from three sumo wrestlers doing butt slams!