("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays and ornaments numbered 1-25 are seen on a Christmas tree. A raspberry sound is heard and the cover to Killer Kong appears on the 21 ornament, along with shit.)
Killer Kong (Nerd chuckles) f-for Z-ZX, ...the ZX Spectrum, uh, in America would say letter 'ZX.' Killer Kong! I can't look at it. (feels his forehead) How could you look at that grinning gorilla without losing your shit? The mystery of the Mona Lisa's subtle smile is nothing compared to this! What is this gorilla smiling about? like here she, probably 'she' because the breasts, know something that you don't. But this is Killer Kong, so maybe this motherfucker is thinking about killing you. The way it meets your stare is on, it feels as if it is actually looking at you and the moment you look away, it's going to runs out of the cover and show you exactly what it means by KILLER KONG!
It kinda looks like one of those public domain VHS tapes or like, somebody who is trying to release King Kong on VHS, but they didn't have the proper right so they had to make this half-ass cover. Notice how the edges of the gorilla are so rough, so it's almost being swollowed by the background. It burns into your eyes and evokes visions of cotton candy bubble gum dreams, but it's all trick. This game is very rare, so it's hard to get a good image of it. I wish I could tell with that rounded thing is on the eye. It looks sort of like a monocle. This is a high-fashionable gorilla who likes examine things up close. Particularily, your inherits. The game itself is a clone of Donkey Kong and there were many Donkey Kong copycats floating around at the time. That's what happens! Somebody makes a successful game, and then others copy! Monkey See, Monkey Do. You see the monkey in the monkey see you.