("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays and ornaments numbered 1-25 are seen on a Christmas tree. A raspberry sound is heard and the cover to Crackout appears on the 14 ornament, along with shit.)

Crackout for NES. This is what happens when you smoke too much crack. This is clearly nothing more than a bad drug trip or it's just a bad rip-off the game Fast Food or it's just the Twizzlers mouth making every possible appearance it could in the 80's. Your eyes have no room to rest on this cover. The way its tilted, I can't look at it without going like this! (Nerd tilts his head) It gives you a dizzing effect. It feels like you're flying into its world, rushing into the simple one point perspective as the objects on the receding planes COME WHEEZING TOWARD YOU! Eyeballs! Teeth! Skulls! Gloppy drop some mustache bubbles! Neon cannonballs bouncing off the walls! This cover screams, 'WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!!' God damn! Help me out of here! What's going on?! This cover is SO INTENSE!

(Nerd points his finger on the cover of the cartridge) On the cartridge, they had cut off the skull, just to give us a little break, yet the alternate placement of the Nintendo Seal of Quality allows us to see the green guy popping up from the hole in the floor. He looks so frightened. See? Even he couldn't take it. Where in the universe or multiverse with a place like this ever occur? Well, if you don't dismiss all possibilities, then just for the sake of existence. WHOA! A brick tunnel full of baby blocks flying out from the far reaches of the space! It has no beginning and no end, and INFINITE ZOOMING CHAOS! But if you look far into the background, that tiny white space. Is that a wall? are we going to smack into it like a bird hitting a plane? or is that an open doorway? The light at the end of the tunnel, a white purgatory! Could you imagine going from one extreme to the next? First, it's over stimulation and then complete sensory deprivation. This artwork is a metaphor for a life! It's crazy. But then one day, it's all gone.

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