("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays and ornaments numbered 1-25 are seen on a Christmas tree. A raspberry sound is heard and the cover to Cock'in appears on the 15 ornament, along with shit.)

Cock'in for Commodore 64. The game is called COCK'IN! Even though it involves chickens and has an alternate title Chickin Chase, some whack job decide to call it Cock'in and instead of chickens on the cover, people wearing chicken hats, dressed like ragdolls with lifeless dummy faces. The dude's holding a shark on a string that bites her elbow while she hands him a testicle. Really, what else is it supposed to be? An egg? Then why is it flesh-coloured? The cover is extremely rare, no high-quality image of it exists, so first I thought he had a nut sack on his chest until I realized the second testicle is just a negative space between her fingers. The colour blends in with his chest. How hard was it to make an egg white? and it's not perfectly oval, either. It's a testicle. You know that expression 'I give my left nut?' That's what's happening.

In the actual game, you're a rooster chasing hens around to mate with them. Chase the chickens. What are you, Rocky? The intricate fold makes the woman's shirt seem realistic, but the body is so lifeless. It's as if they put a real shirt on a mannequin body. She has no collarbones and a long neck. Yeah. What about the testicle? How could you talk about something else? It's right in the middle! The whole composition draws your attention to it. In between the man's fist, the triangle shapes she's making with her arms. The heads both leaning to the side and the right in the center. Look at the gonad! The shark, the cockheads, the gonad! Now find out how they all relate. Because your guess is as good as mine!

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