The Shit Scale was designed by the Nerd to more accurately measure the "shittiness" of a game. It was created in his review of Darkwing Duck for the TurboGrafx-16.
|| Nerd's Description
|| Game Examples
| Games That Are Debatably Bad
|| "Somewhat good games with serious flaws. Not part of the turd crust, but well within smell range."
|| Metal Gear, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
| High Level of Shit Contamination
|| "Games that are possible to play, but nobody in their right mind would."
||Dick Tracy, Super Pitfall, Top Gun
| Very High
|| "This is where you could still survive, but you'd come out traumatized... for life."
|| "The majority of LJN games", Virtual Boy, Link: The Faces of Evil, Darkwing Duck
| The Severe Zone
|| "This is for masochists only. These are games that could kill a person. Stay away, don't even think about it."
|| Action 52, Dark Castle, The Wizard of Oz (video game), Tiger handheld games
| Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
|| "Enough said."
|| Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
| MAJOR CODE RED: Games that don't even qualify as games at all.
|| "They shouldn't even be on the scale, but they are. And that's so you know to beware: never play them, never talk about them."
|| Desert Bus, CrazyBus, Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing, Hong Kong 97, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
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