The Ninja

The Ninja is a character based on Ryu Hayabusa from Ninja Gaiden. However, he is portrayed by Kevin Finn, and has a broken English accent unlike the original character. He advised the nerd that to beat the game "Ninja Gaiden", he has to let the game beat him first, to which the nerd replies that it has several times without him even trying to do so.

The Ninja is shown to be much better at the game than The Nerd, though he starts to fail toward the end of the game and shows the same frustration and defeat The Nerd does.