- "Where did YOU learn to fly?"
"WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE?!" - —Skylar and The Angry Video Game Nerd to her
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Skylar
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Portrayed by
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Trisha Volpe (Superman 64 Returns!!)
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Occupation
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Computer Guide
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First Appearance
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Jaguar Part 2
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Last Appearance
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Superman 64 Returns!!
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Skylar (nicknamed by the Nerd the "Where-Did-You-Learn-to-Fly Bitch" or simply the "Green Face") is a computer guide appearing as a bald green female head from the games Cybermorph and Battlemorph of the Atari Jaguar. She is mostly known for her infamous phrase "Where did YOU learn to fly?". Every single time the player crashes into something (which is very common due to the game's low quality) Skylar will ask this annoying question.
Her voice actor in the game is unknown.
Role in AVGN episode[]
Her bitching was so great that she flew out of the game and started nagging the player. The Nerd grabbed a Super Scope, shot at her, destroying the irritating guide, and yelled "'WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE?!'"'
Skylar makes a brief cameo in EarthBound in the Nerd's subconscious and later appears again in "Superman Returns!!" at the Fortress of Solitude, appearing as a reference to Jor-El/Lara to give the Nerd advice, though it is merely just a repeat of her Cybermorph catchphrase. Before leaving, he apologizes for shooting Skylar with the Super Scope and calling her an asshole.
She also makes a brief cameo in the intro of The Simpsons: Bartman Meets Radioactive Man (NES) episode, being one of the family members.
Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures[]
She also appears as a boss battle in The Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures, the Nerd's official game. In the stage Future Fuckballs 2010, the player must travel through the unfair future of 2010 before hopping on a silver surfboard and facing Skylar herself. She will fly in a wave like pattern with a sphere of little identical faces around her, which she identifies as her children.
The player must destroy these faces, eliminating her defenses and pissing her off. She then violently soars around the stage in a V-trajectory while beams of deadly light shoot out of her every side. The Nerd must dodge these projectiles and gun her down out of the sky. As she dies, the Nerd repeats his famous question, "Where did you learn to be an asshole?!"