The cover of the game.
Milon's Secret Castle is an NES game released by Hudson Soft in 1988. The Angry Video Game Nerd reviewed it in Episode 64.
AVGN Episode[]
The Nerd criticizes the unusual difficulty and lack of continues. He notably consults Nintendo Power Magazine's Classified Information section for help, and is shocked to find that there is an entire article dedicated to getting through the first level. He also thinks that using "bubbles" as a weapon makes it look like a "game for little girls". Special criticism is reserved when the Nerd finds a room full of money which seems impossible to reach. He ultimately shouts "FUCK THIS GAME!!!" and throws the box, which explodes.
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"Milon's Secret Castle? More like Milon's SHITTY ASSHOLE!!!"